Did you ever notice that no one ever looks at their own traffic lights? Everybody tries to see the crossing traffic's light to see when it turns yellow. How else can you punch it and cut off the guy across the road with his left turn signal blinking and the guy to your right even though he knows it goes to one lane in like 30 feet. Did you ever notice that every time you see a RV towing a car the car is a Saturn? (Usually sporting my new favorite bumper sticker "I go where I am towed") My wife pointed this out to me and I have honestly seen it a half dozen times since. Did you ever notice that farts come in threes? (That's actually bullshit, I hit an intellectual lull and needed some filler)
Did you know that cats don't always land on their feet? It depends almost wholy on how hard you throw them. Did you know that every time a bell rings a rich guy gets his dinner? That whole thing about angels getting their wings is hooey. At least I think it is. Apologies to God if I am wrong.
My brother Ryan says he has never meet a Saab owner that he likes. He says it's not like he meets them, sees they drive a Saab and then hates them. He says he meets them, realizes they are (expletive deleted) and then later finds out they drive a Saab. I have tried to prove him wrong twice only to find out later that my cool new Saab driving friends were (expletive deleted) as well. Sorry guys, you know who you are. (Shannon you are exempt from this as you are family and love Dunkin' Donuts) I think BMW drivers get a bad rap as they are not the biggest jack asses (expletive included but watered down) on the road. Don't fret though guys, you are a close second with a photo finish.
Stay tuned as I may say something brilliant at any time. Don't blink...don't blink...Hey, you blinked!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment