Chain e-mails

Regarding all of the chain e-mails that I, and I am sure you, receive.
Before you send one ever again please factor in the potential
consequences to someone that you might care about. Although if you
cared about them you probably would not have sent one in the first
place. I digress. This might be a true story...

A guy received a chain letter stating that if he forwarded it to 10
people something good would happen to him. It also stated that if he
did not something bad may happen. Even the least superstitious people
give pause when they get one of these so he forwarded it and hoped it
wouldn't piss anybody off. Yeah, right...

Two weeks later he bought 10 PowerBall tickets and put them on his
dresser. He forgot about them until a month later and decided to
check them to see if he had won anything. He started out to the local
corner grocer and brought his tickets in. The clerk ran them through
the computer and to both of their astonishment he had won the whole
freaking thing!!! Oh joy, oh rapture!!!

He gave the clerk $100.00 and thanked him for selling him the winning
ticket and proceeded, nay danced out into the parking lot. He let out
a yell that was heard for blocks and thanked god for the good fortune.
Right about then a truck came by, ran him over and killed him. The
clerk ran out, took the ticket from his dead hand and retired to the
Caribbean.

Ya see, the guy did forward it to 10 people but did not know that one
of his friends switched from Hot Mail to G-Mail and never received it.
The clerk sent it to 11 people...ya know, just in case.

Moral of the story....



STOP SENDING ME THESE F*CK*NG THINGS.